Sorority Life

A friend of mine is living with his girlfriend for a few months between when his lease ended and when he moves across the country to start a new job. His girlfriend, however, lives in a sorority house. As a former resident of that same house, I found his AIM profile particularly funny:

[sorority life]

things learned while living in a sorority:
#1: clothing is always optional.
#2: if you must wear something, pick either underwear or outerwear, never both.
#3: it's hard to win a naked pillowfight while wearing clothes.
#4: blasting songs from gwen stefani's solo album is always encouraged.
#5: if you've lost your sex and the city/orange county/friends dvds, no worries, at least 14 of your sisters own these classic collections as well.
#6: it's perfectly acceptable for 2 girls to spoon for hours on end; it is not acceptable to call this "hot girl-on-girl action."
#7: placing a "because i have a penis and you don't" sticker on your door is typically frowned upon.

Rock on.