Thursday, September 28, 2006

Headlines

5 of the 13 headlines seen on CNN just now:

+ Did Terrell Owens attempt suicide?
+ Squirrel jumps boy in park; rabies suspected
+ Porn star candidate campaigns on campus
+ Charlie Sheen to become highest-paid sitcom star
+ Ashton Kutcher tells secret to Ryan Seacrest

Either I'm turning into a cynical senior citizen, or CNN is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for news.

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